I look around me and see so much that has to be dealt with. We've become a nation of rude, greedy, sociopathic idiots convinced of our own superiority in all things. What this country needs is me - with absolute imperial authority. With that in mind, I've started compiling a list of things to do when I assume the throne. How I get there hasn't been worked out yet - if you have any good ideas let me know.

Here are some of the things I have planned:

Make changes in cars and driving.

Taxes will be restructured.

More to be added as time goes by.